I'm Vincent (or, as some know me, Joe). I'm 19. I wish I lived in the television, but I don't so I just obsess about it instead. My favorite shows are 30 Rock, Community, The Simpsons, New Girl, Bob's Burgers, Happy Endings, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Archer, Louie, and Saturday Night Live. I also write my own comedy and hope to receive money for doing so one day. If you share any of this with me, we should talk or something. Or not, if that's what you prefer.
I am Vincent, known by some as Joe, known by others as “the weird kid who I guess I went to high school with or something?”.
I live in New Jersey and I’m full-blooded Italian.
I won’t even address any Jersey Shore-related perceptions after this bullet so don’t even think about it.
I am a college freshman, majoring in Communication/TV.
I aspire to be a comedy writer. Specifically, a television comedy writer.
Television shows are very important to me. My favorites are: 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, South Park, and Community.
If you like none of these shows, we could never marry.
I write an “internet comedy” called David Meets World which started off as a fun goof about my friends hanging out with a bunch of their favorite celebrities and somehow turned into the place where I practice my comedy writing craft. Despite its ridiculous premise, I’m pretty proud of it.
Growing up, I thought I was musically talented and intended to pursue a career in music of some sort.
I learned that I was not, and that I was actually only good at writing funny things. So, that’s what brought me to wanting to be a writer.
Literally. That’s the only thing I’m good at. I still don’t really know how to open a bag of Goldfish.
TV DVDs are the best.
Spiders that crawl onto the ceiling are the worst.
I’m not a quality blog, so…yeah. Remember, not good at anything other than writing?
I love food. A lot.
If Liz Lemon were real and my age, I believe I would be her Astronaut Mike Dexter.
But she’s not, so I’ll just settle for Aubrey Plaza instead.
I’ve run out of things to say and no one is reading this anymore anyway. So, see you around Tumblr!