About Me

• I am Vincent, known by some as Joe, known by others as “the weird kid who I guess I went to high school with or something?”.
• I live in New Jersey and I’m full-blooded Italian.
• I won’t even address any Jersey Shore-related perceptions after this bullet so don’t even think about it.
• I am a college freshman, majoring in Communication/TV.
• I aspire to be a comedy writer. Specifically, a television comedy writer.
• No, really.
• Television shows are very important to me. My favorites are: 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, South Park, and Community. 
• If you like none of these shows, we could never marry.
• I write an “internet comedy” called David Meets World which started off as a fun goof about my friends hanging out with a bunch of their favorite celebrities and somehow turned into the place where I practice my comedy writing craft. Despite its ridiculous premise, I’m pretty proud of it.
• Growing up, I thought I was musically talented and intended to pursue a career in music of some sort.
• I learned that I was not, and that I was actually only good at writing funny things. So, that’s what brought me to wanting to be a writer.
• Literally. That’s the only thing I’m good at. I still don’t really know how to open a bag of Goldfish.
• TV DVDs are the best.
• Spiders that crawl onto the ceiling are the worst.
• I’m not a quality blog, so…yeah. Remember, not good at anything other than writing?
• I love food. A lot. 
• If Liz Lemon were real and my age, I believe I would be her Astronaut Mike Dexter.
• But she’s not, so I’ll just settle for Aubrey Plaza instead.
• I’ve run out of things to say and no one is reading this anymore anyway. So, see you around Tumblr!