October 2, 2014

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October 2, 2014

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October 2, 2014


"Don’t work hard. Shit wherever you want. Be an adult, who cares? No one’s paying attention to you. There’s something. That’s good advice. No one’s paying attention to you."

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October 2, 2014



George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

22 years later it sounds like tonight’s standup routine.

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October 2, 2014

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

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October 2, 2014

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October 1, 2014

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September 30, 2014

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September 30, 2014

None of us has made a new friend in like 11 years.

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September 30, 2014

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