"Don’t work hard. Shit wherever you want. Be an adult, who cares? No one’s paying attention to you. There’s something. That’s good advice. No one’s paying attention to you."
George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992
22 years later it sounds like tonight’s standup routine.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
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